i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize