A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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