i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate all girls vehemently.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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