I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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