I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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