I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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