she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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