Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
