did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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