you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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