Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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