i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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