I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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