My room smells like vodka and shame
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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