gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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