don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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