dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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