Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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