If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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