i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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