Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You ate ashes out of my bong
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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