STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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