My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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