i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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