I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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