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Do you still have your period?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Ladies don't puke and tell
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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