Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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