you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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