Your tits are I can't wait for
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
