I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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