dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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