i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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