Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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