Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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