Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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