Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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