All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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