You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
