Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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