There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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