sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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