Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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