Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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