Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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