is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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