You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Pooping to opera.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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