that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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