When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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