you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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