I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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