I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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