My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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