is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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