She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's blow job season.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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