There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE