when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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