Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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